Chubby Checker

Sometimes at night It's as if I can feel Jesus's spirit inside me. He tells me to do things and I just know I have been chosen to be his loyal and faithful follower and companion. Jesus doesn't just go around talking to anyone and guiding them! I have been selected from billions of people to represent the Lord and savior himself. When I speak to him it's as if he's already inside my mind, he consumes and rules me and allows me to carry out his plans. Jesus has many plans for all kinds of people. Why, just the other day his voice popped into my head and I felt a tingle down my spine. He told me to go next door to Mr. Lawsons house and of course I obeyed. Well what do you know, Mr. Lawson was passed out cold on his kitchen floor. Looked like he had slipped on something and hit his head. Well, I went over to him and placed my pure and Christian hands against his chest and I felt his holy spirit consume me. I became Jesus in that moment and brought back Mr. Lawson with the greatest of ease. He was so startled and scared all he could manage to say was "thank you." I just laughed with a gleam in my eye-"don't thank me...thank Jesus."